In a shocking development, the Kyrgyz government has identified and shut down an illegal Vodka pipeline. The pipeline was discovered earlier in August, and is buried 1/3 of a mile below the Chu River – a natural boundary between Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan.
The 8″ pipeline is believed to have been used to smuggle thousands of liters of Vodka – and cranberry juice – into the country over a period of some months.
This is a tragic blow to the hopeful inebriate Kyrgyz. Good luck, fine folks – where there’s a will, there’s a way.