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Meanwhile, In Kyrgyzstan… Vodka Pipeline Uncovered!

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In a shocking development, the Kyrgyz government has identified and shut down an illegal Vodka pipeline. The pipeline was discovered earlier in August, and is buried 1/3 of a mile below the Chu River – a natural boundary between Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan.

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The 8″ pipeline is believed to have been used to smuggle thousands of liters of Vodka – and cranberry juice – into the country over a period of some months.

 

This is a tragic blow to the hopeful inebriate Kyrgyz. Good luck, fine folks – where there’s a will, there’s a way. Secret-2km-long-vodka-pipeline-6257452

GRIST

Now, VODKA!

 

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