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My Future Security Measures

Alright so first off i’m gonna form a gang of devoted Samoans to hangout around me at all times, have you ever seen the build of these people? They’re built for cage fighting and kicking ass I swear. Secondly i’m going to buy a Silver-back Gorilla and name him “Bovice”, he will be my bouncer at all times and will have no patience or tolerance (nor sympathy) for your concerns. Autonomous machine guns are I admit a bit much but they’re really quite easy to make (after attaining the guns of course, but i’m in Texas so not too bad lol)  when you get to thinking about it. I will update this in the future and keep you posted. Give me your ideas for the perfect security system.

Come at me bro!

Come at me bro!

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